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Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha 

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It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
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12 Shk 2020

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Ruben Van Geyzel
Ruben Van Geyzel Ditë më parë
I reckon there just really kinky and don’t know how to deal with it
PeachGosling622
PeachGosling622 Ditë më parë
Mark if youtube doesn’t work out you should murder people
Cari Stars
Cari Stars Ditë më parë
I feel like I’m watching an episode of you if there were two of the guy
Secret Void
Secret Void Ditë më parë
Darkiplier is just explaning how he would kill Mark's best friend and then being impressed when the friend shows sighs of psychopatic behavior
Rachel Marriott
Rachel Marriott Ditë më parë
this looks like what intusive thoughts are lmao
Lilo Berfluer
Lilo Berfluer Ditë më parë
The sexual tension is palpable.
19 Year Olds
19 Year Olds Ditë më parë
I wasted 12 minutes of my life watching two guys just chopping up a watermelon
KingHoliday
KingHoliday Ditë më parë
somehow this was a tiiny bit uncomfortable to watch
Luna McCoe
Luna McCoe Ditë më parë
Please tell me no Ethans were harmed during the making of this video
Sal Saul
Sal Saul Ditë më parë
90
Papa Franku
Papa Franku Ditë më parë
The title is stolen straight from texting
Carron Patrick
Carron Patrick Ditë më parë
They have both seen toooo many episodes of Criminal Minds. 😂
Masked 1316
Masked 1316 Ditë më parë
I will never look at watermelons the same again
Masked 1316
Masked 1316 Ditë më parë
7:29 Ethan eating the watermelon made me feel so uncomfortable, but I don't mind because I like this kind of stuff. I watch those police shows about Phsycopaths and read creepypasta stories whole vividly imagining what is happening in my head. Why I'm entertained by this sorry of thing, I don't know. Some would say that I'm a psychopath, what do you think?
Cringe Troll
Cringe Troll Ditë më parë
Sounds kinda KINKY
toamouse
toamouse Ditë më parë
Ethan makes a surprisingly good serial killer. They call him 'The Cranker'
UH Watches Stuff
UH Watches Stuff Ditë më parë
Hot.
The Misfit Owl
The Misfit Owl Ditë më parë
Mark and Ethan: Role play Murdering each other. Me: 😶😱I'm uncomfortable...
Cole Titus
Cole Titus Ditë më parë
Mark: these are watermelons Me: remembering he Said they were testicals
yelp me
yelp me Ditë më parë
i feel like at the end of the series they are both gonna just kill each other
Decepticus Prevails
Decepticus Prevails Ditë më parë
You will never know what this used to say
Ur Mom
Ur Mom Ditë më parë
11:43 wtf...
Optics Online
Optics Online Ditë më parë
Markiplier what's to know your location
SWATSK2PLRW
SWATSK2PLRW Ditë më parë
Unus Annus
Sela Stocks
Sela Stocks Ditë më parë
I'm getting serious deja vu what the heck
Lemon Penguin
Lemon Penguin Ditë më parë
Me 15 seconds in: "yeah, we're gonna need a disclaimer song please"
SarcasticLilShit
SarcasticLilShit Ditë më parë
I love this. I laughed the whole time
FlamingPluto
FlamingPluto Ditë më parë
It’s scary that during the end of this video I could actually see Mark killing Ethan in that situation. Ethan being clueless. Mark, right there behind him.
Minty Bunny
Minty Bunny Ditë më parë
The weird thing is when all this is gone we can talk to high heavens about it and no one will believe us
Jake Lezke
Jake Lezke Ditë më parë
*The criminal activity rate in your head has rose dramatically.*
FlamingPluto
FlamingPluto Ditë më parë
This like actually deep stuff
Autumn Experiment:59
Autumn Experiment:59 Ditë më parë
Cop: sees this video. Also cop: I think I have a few suspects....
Fallonious Rex
Fallonious Rex 2 ditë më parë
Mark loves eating crushed testicles
pug gaming
pug gaming 2 ditë më parë
is anyone else wondering WHY mark has a KNIFE or weapon thingy XD ??????
James Lee
James Lee 2 ditë më parë
Where are you getting so many melons for this video and for the nutball video and so on
Devinci
Devinci 2 ditë më parë
Mark slowly getting more and more uncomfortable as Ethan carries on is a whole mood tbh Also; "struggle *sniff*"
WALTER KAHL
WALTER KAHL 2 ditë më parë
This reminds me of dexter
Haven Elkham
Haven Elkham 2 ditë më parë
rip Ethan
Amanda Is me
Amanda Is me 2 ditë më parë
its a little homoerotic
Trevor Gadbois
Trevor Gadbois 2 ditë më parë
welcome to your daily dose of demonitazation
psiimoth -
psiimoth - 2 ditë më parë
Ey nice 2001 Space Odyssey ref, Mark! also lol Ethan you sure do say a lot about your hypothetical victim talking a lot for someone who talks a lot... What a fun time this video was... :D
USN DeathToAll
USN DeathToAll 2 ditë më parë
Plz
PA551ON
PA551ON 2 ditë më parë
They are so good at improv that you aren't entirely sure that they are joking. Your brain KNOWS they are joking but it's also feeling you there's a small chance that maybe they aren't.
RRiner
RRiner 2 ditë më parë
I don’t know how one gets on a FBI Watchlist but........... this may be it.
Valerie Does It All
Valerie Does It All 2 ditë më parë
I kept watching for Dark or Blank to appear. I'm disappointed
Becca Faseler
Becca Faseler 2 ditë më parë
bruh why did ethan have to react that way when mark “jabbed” the syringe into his neck “oh yeah” what the fuck
brady bro57
brady bro57 2 ditë më parë
Mark seems to forget Markiplier Man Time where he broke a watermelon with his hands
Sierra Brown
Sierra Brown 2 ditë më parë
I’m fully convinced that the last unus annus video, will be Ethan and mark committing double suicide! 😂
Kai :3
Kai :3 2 ditë më parë
Ethan’s pain sounds like the sound people make at school
Rhymelie
Rhymelie 2 ditë më parë
I think this video made me develop a new fetish🤔 Lol, just kidding! I've already had this fetish for years👌
Jaidyn Withyman
Jaidyn Withyman 2 ditë më parë
Ethan do b lookin thicc in dat suit doe
White Skullz
White Skullz 2 ditë më parë
11:53 Alternate title: "Mark Eats Ethan's Seed"
ratradical 25
ratradical 25 2 ditë më parë
Unus annus is just a horror romantic comedy thats ratings is going downhill so the show will end in a year
ThaKiller OfDeath
ThaKiller OfDeath 2 ditë më parë
how is mark so good at looking scary
Ade Karan
Ade Karan 2 ditë më parë
FUCK you bitch
Haidy Bug
Haidy Bug 2 ditë më parë
Is this Killing Stalking?
mohamd mlg90
mohamd mlg90 2 ditë më parë
DO it ya pussies
KILLMOCRACY
KILLMOCRACY 2 ditë më parë
This is a terrible video to watch while getting a tattoo 🤕
Haley Mitchell
Haley Mitchell 2 ditë më parë
Dammit guys 😂 not again its the hot tub thing all over again
pretty spectrum xxx
pretty spectrum xxx 2 ditë më parë
The tension between them skip a whole staircase, the sexual went straight to *murder*
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